The dude in question has NO social skills at all (uber comic geek - virtually no human contact) and thanks to the magic tricks he's managing to pull some pretty hot chicks!
(thay dont stay very long though as his true personality shines through in the end - but I'm sure that wont be a problem for you )
I've spent most of today listening to Atari Teenage Riot , i forgot how fucking punk rock they are plus i'm also playing dead rising , zombies and loud offensive punk rock along with beer is a good sunday
A few beers in the worst chain pub i've ever been to (weatherspoons in staines , home of Ali G)
then some Jager and red bull
and then finally getting to see Scanner Darkly
which is one of the most amazing films i've ever seen , and robert downey jr is another level of brilliance in that. Plus my friend fell asleep in... Read More
Am I right in thinking Weatherspoons is the place with no music that is lit really badly ? like having a drink on the sun with pikey Ben Dover look a likes
I have started getting emails for somebody who has the same name as me , he's based in the UK and i find it abit weird finding out what the other mark is upto , by reading them it sounds alot more interesting he's flying all over europe business class , should i reply that these are not for me , probably but i've not... Read More
Hey - maybe its a 'Fight Club' style situation and the other Mark is actually your subconscious roaming about leading the life you wish you could? Nah?
I've been fully informed of my friday night out , and yes i was a drunken twat
I blame the stella. For those of you who don't know this beer is known as wifebeater over here, its the only proper beer that gives me a serious hangover , and it was cheap friday.
Right more news , erm i'm applying for a PR job with... Read More
Cool looking dog, man. I wish I had the time and the space for a puppy. I'd go grab one from the animal shelter in no time if I could handle one right now.
And if Jeb runs for president, I'm seriously getting out of this country. Would you mind having an American refugee on your couch for a week or two?
last night to my ex heathers new boyfriend i drunkenly said "whats your fucking problem with me you fucking miserable looking cunt" in a very aggressive way which did not go down to well
Right thats it never talking to her or him ever again ,... Read More
Right in other boring news , i had abit of a root through all my crap i have here , and managed to fill up about three large boxes of books , cd's , dvd's and computer games that i simply just don't want or need in... Read More
I went to the Reading festival and had a great day. I unfortunatly missed the SGUK breakfast meet as trying to get through the traffic and park then picking up my tickets meant i only got in the arena about 15 minutes before Mastodon came on. Third time i've seen them and fuck... Read More
I once had sex with two different girls on the same day at Readng festival in 1987 - I think it may of been the lack of a bath for 4 days and the fact that I had lost a shoe that tipped the balance in my favour ...........ahhh happy days
We went to the cinema , well we got there and walk in through the door , there is nobody there , its like the beginning of 28 days later , then the fire doors start shutting down. At this point the general comment was fuck, we managed to run and get through the last door before it shut,... Read More
I'm stupidly in love with the new Billy Talent song - Red Flag
and while i'm at it , buy or download the Young Knives album , you will not have heard a better british bands album in a long time, highlight is my current summer song - Weekends and bleak days - hot summer
Okay right first off , i've somehow managed to blag a date with a cute girl i used to work with , god knows how i did it , i think drunken texting has actually paid off for once rather then leading to my downfall.
I've invited her to come out with me and friends to a rock club next friday night , its school... Read More
I wish i was as busy as you honey How are you today? Bet u r all happy now u have so much time off and so many things to do! Grrrr....i am so jealous xxx
The dude in question has NO social skills at all (uber comic geek - virtually no human contact) and thanks to the magic tricks he's managing to pull some pretty hot chicks!
(thay dont stay very long though as his true personality shines through in the end