My buddy Tyson convinced me to sign up on a dating website called plenty of fish. I created a brief profile...seems like fun.
Maybe I can get an Internet girlfriend. Then I can be a bad Internet boyfriend... just like I'm a bad boyfriend in real life.
I worked a martini bar for the last college event I'll ever have to work last night. The Hollyball is Malaspina's faculty dinner and party.
I was drinking before and on the job. Not something I'd ever do at work... but I've been a volunteer here for too fucking long!!! It was a pretty cool time. My roommate from this summer was up there with me (fully clad in suits and ties), as we served poison to the faculty and staff.
I got my professor hosed... for free... I'm a bad bartender
One of the entertainers wives came up and was hitting on me for about 40 minutes.
Damn I can't wait to go back to work. Tonight I'm off to a restaurant called Miss Ritchie's to try and eat a hamburger 4 times the size of my head.
How's your weekend going?
Maybe I can get an Internet girlfriend. Then I can be a bad Internet boyfriend... just like I'm a bad boyfriend in real life.
I worked a martini bar for the last college event I'll ever have to work last night. The Hollyball is Malaspina's faculty dinner and party.
I was drinking before and on the job. Not something I'd ever do at work... but I've been a volunteer here for too fucking long!!! It was a pretty cool time. My roommate from this summer was up there with me (fully clad in suits and ties), as we served poison to the faculty and staff.
I got my professor hosed... for free... I'm a bad bartender
One of the entertainers wives came up and was hitting on me for about 40 minutes.
Damn I can't wait to go back to work. Tonight I'm off to a restaurant called Miss Ritchie's to try and eat a hamburger 4 times the size of my head.
How's your weekend going?
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But I can't frown on the internet girlfriend thing, it is good to have sometimes!
Remind me when I open my bar to either hire you as a bartenders or the local drunk. I think you might do both jobs really well.
Have a great day!