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Ladies and Gentleman... Mr. Mark O'Neil

So I'm now very far in debt... yay! It's been a fun summer. Pretty soon I'll be back in Nanaimo, that putrid shithole of a town which calls itself a city. The only perk is that I'll be back on High speed internet, and back full time on SG.

I met a girl yesterday at the bar, stole a kiss or two, and got her number today. She's a cutie, and she's into horses, so I'm stoked.

I heard through the grapevine about some sort of burlesque show in Calgary. A couple of boys from kananaskis are heading down to it. I won't be, got work to do, money to make and such.

If you do run in to them, and you're drunk and feelin scrappy, don't start shit with the little one... cause he'll finish it.

I really wish I could have been online more often this summer, but please understand how long it takes to load a single SG page with a 42 bit connection. Soon I'll be back and rampant, leaving quips and quotable quotations wherever I go.

Here's a couple of jokes to show that I still have my funnybone:

Whats better than having roses on your piano? ... Having tulips on your organ

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.... 3... one to paint the couch red, one to put the cat in the microwave, and one to dance naked in the livingroom

I'm off to do some 42 bit internet graffiti, and hopefully get my name back in the circuits of this crazy site

~Vamos~