mark_oneil

This summer has allowed me to find my roots... and to get back in touch with my true apathetic self.

I would like to share with the world a favorite song of mine, with no particular significance whatsoever.

Nubs: by NOFX

It's kind of hard to wear high heels
Or slip on banana peels
How does she get in and out of tubs?
I hope she don't get mad
I hope she thinks this song is good not bad
Cause we think that she's totally rad she's Nubs!

No fingers no toes
She doesn't have elbows
No phalanges no knobbly knees to knock
She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
She's always in the stands she's Nubs

She can't pick up the phone she can't get dressed alone
She's got no funny bone she's Nubs
No shoes for feet we sure do think she's neat
She's Nubs she's Nubs she is Nubs

I asked her if she'd want a drink
I asked her if she liked Toronto
I asked her to go out to the bar
But all she said was no thanks no and no

It ws time for us to leave so I grabbed and shook her sleeve
Told her I'd see her at the next club
She got in to a pack some guy put her on his back
She said good-bye and kind of waved her stub

She's got beautiful eyes and breasts regular size
But without calves or thighs she's Nubs
It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed
When all you've got is a body and head she's Nubs

Well she may not walk the walk
And she may not like to talk
But boy she sure knows how to rock she's Nubs!!

I'm off to move some beds!!