Brad, you sneaky fuck! I know youre reading this. Hell, odds are, youre the only one whos reading this. (Edit: Never mind, you're not)
You have way too much time on your hands. Stop cyber-stalking people and enjoy your holidays. Step away from the laptop and go get wild on the slopes, kiss a couple of spruce trees. I know you still suck at skiing and plucking thorns out of your ass is probably the only action youll get up there
Nevertheless, I have to give you credit, congrats for spotting me. Woo-fuckin-hoo! I guess sarcasm and shitty jokes dont fare well on the net. You live to learn.
Still, you should take a closer look; this isnt a S&M site. Nice try though. Thanks to you, I spent the majority of yesterday fielding calls and dodging sex toy deliveries. Very funny. Ha-ha! This towns sick. Im obviously hanging out with the wrong crowd and that certainly includes you my immature friend!
Tom sent me a Hustler gift certificate. Im sure he told you what he wrote on the note. All I will say is this - the test was biased towards me and white socks are only passable when youre sisters wearing em! I already told Tom that Ill buy you a cock ring at Hustlers. You can wear it around your neck, you dickhead!
Anyhow, I gotta jump. I wish you a happy and healthy New Year. Ill see you when youre back in town. Have fun and keep a handle on the drinking this time. Cheers!
* Got it! Mille grazie! Si tu stai come il cacio sui maccheroni, come la panna sul gelato, come l'ape sul fiore!!!!
** UPDATED ADDENDUM: Apparently, Brads not the only one stumbling across my journals Turns out this is a great way to wish everyone a happy and healthy New Year! All the best in 2004!
You have way too much time on your hands. Stop cyber-stalking people and enjoy your holidays. Step away from the laptop and go get wild on the slopes, kiss a couple of spruce trees. I know you still suck at skiing and plucking thorns out of your ass is probably the only action youll get up there
Nevertheless, I have to give you credit, congrats for spotting me. Woo-fuckin-hoo! I guess sarcasm and shitty jokes dont fare well on the net. You live to learn.
Still, you should take a closer look; this isnt a S&M site. Nice try though. Thanks to you, I spent the majority of yesterday fielding calls and dodging sex toy deliveries. Very funny. Ha-ha! This towns sick. Im obviously hanging out with the wrong crowd and that certainly includes you my immature friend!
Tom sent me a Hustler gift certificate. Im sure he told you what he wrote on the note. All I will say is this - the test was biased towards me and white socks are only passable when youre sisters wearing em! I already told Tom that Ill buy you a cock ring at Hustlers. You can wear it around your neck, you dickhead!
Anyhow, I gotta jump. I wish you a happy and healthy New Year. Ill see you when youre back in town. Have fun and keep a handle on the drinking this time. Cheers!
* Got it! Mille grazie! Si tu stai come il cacio sui maccheroni, come la panna sul gelato, come l'ape sul fiore!!!!
** UPDATED ADDENDUM: Apparently, Brads not the only one stumbling across my journals Turns out this is a great way to wish everyone a happy and healthy New Year! All the best in 2004!
I'm going to leave a message thou, so you know who your stalker is
Happy New Year