marikdfa

You ever feel like striking out at the people who write chain letters? Sure, some of them are compassionate.. but why does their compassion have to clutter my inbox with requests of me sending e-mails to alleviate the world's pain with the gift of spam?

It is an excercise in restraint when i receive an e-mail like this in my inbox:

in honor of September 11th send this to 11 people by 9:11 tonight and you will recive some sort of message on September 11th in honor of your good doing. If you do not send this to 11 poeple by 9:11 tonight you will have to live with the guilt in your heart reminding you that you didnt take a few minutes out of your day and help others remember the day that the USA was attacked...September 11in honor of September 11th.

Now i think about this, and the "sick sense of humour" part of me wants to change it to something like:

in honor of September 11th send this to 11 people by 9:11 tonight and you will receive good luck on 9.11. If you do not send this to 11 people by 9:11 tonight you will be visited by a suicide bomber or plane tomorrow.

And send it out via a list that my work uses to spam the shit out of people about things.