I had important things to say.
Don't have $100 bar tabs.
Always listen to The Mountain Goats.
Don't try and shave your junk while drunk. Just...don't. Apparently.
Always give your good friends as many hugs as you can.
Don't get crushes on far away people.
Always listen to The Mountain Goats.
We were the two things in the galaxy God didn't have his eyes on. 500 CCs of raw, winding power, no outstanding warrants for my arrest. Yo ho, yo ho, the pirates' life for me.
Darnielle-Vanderslice '04, for a marginally less fucked America.
Don't have $100 bar tabs.
Always listen to The Mountain Goats.
Don't try and shave your junk while drunk. Just...don't. Apparently.
Always give your good friends as many hugs as you can.
Don't get crushes on far away people.
Always listen to The Mountain Goats.
We were the two things in the galaxy God didn't have his eyes on. 500 CCs of raw, winding power, no outstanding warrants for my arrest. Yo ho, yo ho, the pirates' life for me.
Darnielle-Vanderslice '04, for a marginally less fucked America.
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thanks for the b-day wishes!