Well, I busted my foot and now I can't walk or stand or drive.
Needless to say, this puts quite the hitch in my giddyup, considering I don't have food in the house, my apartment building has no elevator, and I take the subway to work.
Someone come lay on my floor with me and listen to Little Gray Book Lectures. Hodgman and Coulton demand it.
Also, please bring me a sandwich. If you can't do a sandwich, that's fine, your company will suffice.
update 1227am: You would not believe you bizarre this weekend has been. As of right now i'm at mum's unable to really breathe properly, but hopefully this antihistamine will kick in soon and I'll actually be able to sleep. If not then, well, love y'all.
Needless to say, this puts quite the hitch in my giddyup, considering I don't have food in the house, my apartment building has no elevator, and I take the subway to work.
Someone come lay on my floor with me and listen to Little Gray Book Lectures. Hodgman and Coulton demand it.
Also, please bring me a sandwich. If you can't do a sandwich, that's fine, your company will suffice.
update 1227am: You would not believe you bizarre this weekend has been. As of right now i'm at mum's unable to really breathe properly, but hopefully this antihistamine will kick in soon and I'll actually be able to sleep. If not then, well, love y'all.
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jeremyscareme:
Sorry about the foot, my dear. I'm trapped in an editing room.
decedent:
over the years, i've gotten used to climbing up the stairs to my fourth floor apartment, but elevatorless buildings still suck.