Wednesday Feb 22, 2006

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SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Whew, my account went grey there for awhile, and I got all twitchy.

While stuck in traffic last night, I heard a Dr. Scholl's commercial describe their product as "totally outrageous". Via SMS, ButtonButton and I came up with new commercials for the company, since they were down with being "totally outrageous.".

Usually I dislike when people post conversations, but I found these amusing (and need to free up some space in my cell inbox). However, I shall tuck them neatly behind a spoiler for you.

B2: Whoah! This arch support is stupendous!
M_D: My soles feel x-tremely radical!!!1
B2: Oh snap! These insoles are stupefyingly fantastic! I can't breathe!
M_D: Holy shit, it's like my it's fucking my calluses into submission and jizzing on their faces!
B2: Like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain and then the rainbow spread to my feet and there was a pot of gold and it was in my shoe and leprechauns were dancing.
M_D: It's like that time in Amsterdam where I paid the underage whore to suck on my toes! But with less murder afterwards!
B2: Like 25 Chinese babies licking each sole which I drink hot chocolate!
M_D: Or like disemboweling pure bred puppies and wearing their still warm carcasses as slippers.
And that's when she stopped texting back. Hm.



edit 255pm

That entry was stupid so I hid it.


im taking maxx soon to get his laser eye. ZAP!

i like to move it move it.

edit 258pm

Adjunct was kind enough to link me to this song. Listen to it; not only is it appropriate for what I've been obsessing about lately, but it's a damn fine song.
Times - I Helped Patrick McGoohan Escape

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Leonard Cohen is behind me getting an eye exam. i shit you not.

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dan_aka_napoleon:
you always just have to 1up me don'cha?!
belljar:
my sister and I have texting conversations like that all the time. did you talk to Leonard Cohen or just gawk. I have no idea what I would have attempted to say, had I decided that speaking was the best course of action...

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