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Tuesday Jun 12, 2007

Jun 12, 2007
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I just got this email...


Dear Conrad,

ORDER ANY SIZE DUMPSTER CONTAINER BY
MIDNIGHT JUNE 13TH AND SAVE 5% OFF THE BASE RATE OF YOUR CONTAINER AND
YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE 3 ADDITIONAL DAYS OF RENT AT NO EXTRA CHARGE!

THIS IS A ONE TIME OFFER


CALL NOW TO GET YOUR FREE QUOTE

800.377.3867

WWW.ROLL-OFFSUSA.COM



*Limit one dumpster per customer



First off, my name is not Conrad... Second of all, I love that they had to add the "Limit one dumpster per customer" clause. As if there was a huge run on dumpsters.

"Dude! 5% off AND 3 free days?? We're there! Get, like, four of them bitches!"


In other news, Ben Folds fucking rocks live. John Mayer? Well, buy the CD. It sounds the same. Note for note. No variation, no fun on the stage. What a boring fucker he is...

And to the chick behind me, that wasn't a "Spiritual Experience" caused by John you had... It was probably just the chili dog you ate. Shut up. Sit down. Quit breathing if you wouldn't mind.

VIEW 26 of 26 COMMENTS
riz:
Awwwww.... I just saw your testimonial!! ♥ ♥ ♥ kiss

I do my best. wink
Jun 22, 2007
thejuanupsman:
Nobody ever wants to sell me dumpsters.

I think I am a little out of touch musically. I don't really know who either of those artists are.
Jun 23, 2007

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