First off, my name is not Conrad... Second of all, I love that they had to add the "Limit one dumpster per customer" clause. As if there was a huge run on dumpsters.

"Dude! 5% off AND 3 free days?? We're there! Get, like, four of them bitches!"


In other news, Ben Folds fucking rocks live. John Mayer? Well, buy the CD. It sounds the same. Note for note. No variation, no fun on the stage. What a boring fucker he is...

And to the chick behind me, that wasn't a "Spiritual Experience" caused by John you had... It was probably just the chili dog you ate. Shut up. Sit down. Quit breathing if you wouldn't mind.