marge

In case y'all were wondering, I have the greatest life of all time. I
sit on my ass all day and eat bon bons while the house magically cleans
itself and the clothes dance into the washing machine and then fold
themselves into neat little squares that plop right into the drawers.
My boyfriend slaves away at two jobs, and never asks me to pay for
anything! I reward myself for all my hard work as a princess with new
jewelry and toys so I always have something to show for my privileged
lifestyle, and yet somehow I am still sitting on a huge savings
that never depletes. Really, it is quite remarkable, and amidst that I
still find time to complain!

What a charmed life I lead!
--m.