so i am at the grocery store and i am totally about to start a random convo with this guy in front of me in line. then i notice that people are staring at him.
call my mom "hey reese witherspoon's exhusband is at the grocery store with me"
she says "isn't his name ryan phillipe"
"sure"
fame is bitch. but its worst when your 15 minutes are up and you are known as so and so's ex
call my mom "hey reese witherspoon's exhusband is at the grocery store with me"
she says "isn't his name ryan phillipe"
"sure"
fame is bitch. but its worst when your 15 minutes are up and you are known as so and so's ex

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