Okay - so this morning I was having a bad bad agrument with my viberator (or is viberater, whatever, 'You don't spell it son, you feel good with it!') anyhooooos..like I stated, I was having that age ol' power struggle with my viberator...Ladies I am sure that most know this prolonged ridiculus fight. Stupid really and let's not even get into the name calling and the curse words used. Man, this one was awful.
It all started because of a stupid mind block thing that I have been trying to remove. Masterbating in front of another is fun. Or at least it should be. Some feel embarassed about it or shamed or think it is 'dirty' (honestly - I have only heard that one ONCE). Well, you are probably too young or not sexually confident yet with yourself but don't fret it. It comes with time and for women of course, the older you get the more sexual your drives become. This is what I told a guy friend once. We were talking sex101 friend style. The subject arouse and he stated that he really didn't like to and doesn't do it. I laughed and called him a liar. I stated - If you do not masterbrate....then you don't love yourself. AND if you don't truely love yourself, then how will you ever love another? - It wasn't until the other day (about 9 years later to date) that he reminded me of this and said that was one of the best pieces of advice that he ever had and actually took to heart. Honestly - I forgot.
ANYWAYS - so, there I am. Back and forth we are going, I am talking dirty to myself 'yeah, are you goin' .. me. stick it in me, yeah there. come on harder'. All that crap. F-in this and f-that. I was literally dripping in sweat and had kicked all the covers off the bed. The electronic tool you see had this small short. Everytime I hit a certain angle with my back arched and what not, ready to unleash the fury ...the damn thing would shift gear. It sucked so bad. I would get so close then BLAM - hey hey whoa whoa - today was to first time in my life that the agrument was lost by me. For over 35 minutes, I agrued. 'Your gonna cum, oh yeah..yeah cum.' Pleading. Yelling. Persuading. Finally, rendering loss. I gave up - after two ass cramps, a charlie horse and over 75 calories burned, I jumped off the bed only to swing the damn thing around over the top and forcefully introducing it to it's demise. I think I did it a few times but hey - who is counting. Only it wires kept it together barely. Hey - I guess I did win.
So I am off to go shopping today for a new one. If anyone has any suggestions. Let me know! hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hahhah hhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm.
It all started because of a stupid mind block thing that I have been trying to remove. Masterbating in front of another is fun. Or at least it should be. Some feel embarassed about it or shamed or think it is 'dirty' (honestly - I have only heard that one ONCE). Well, you are probably too young or not sexually confident yet with yourself but don't fret it. It comes with time and for women of course, the older you get the more sexual your drives become. This is what I told a guy friend once. We were talking sex101 friend style. The subject arouse and he stated that he really didn't like to and doesn't do it. I laughed and called him a liar. I stated - If you do not masterbrate....then you don't love yourself. AND if you don't truely love yourself, then how will you ever love another? - It wasn't until the other day (about 9 years later to date) that he reminded me of this and said that was one of the best pieces of advice that he ever had and actually took to heart. Honestly - I forgot.
ANYWAYS - so, there I am. Back and forth we are going, I am talking dirty to myself 'yeah, are you goin' .. me. stick it in me, yeah there. come on harder'. All that crap. F-in this and f-that. I was literally dripping in sweat and had kicked all the covers off the bed. The electronic tool you see had this small short. Everytime I hit a certain angle with my back arched and what not, ready to unleash the fury ...the damn thing would shift gear. It sucked so bad. I would get so close then BLAM - hey hey whoa whoa - today was to first time in my life that the agrument was lost by me. For over 35 minutes, I agrued. 'Your gonna cum, oh yeah..yeah cum.' Pleading. Yelling. Persuading. Finally, rendering loss. I gave up - after two ass cramps, a charlie horse and over 75 calories burned, I jumped off the bed only to swing the damn thing around over the top and forcefully introducing it to it's demise. I think I did it a few times but hey - who is counting. Only it wires kept it together barely. Hey - I guess I did win.
So I am off to go shopping today for a new one. If anyone has any suggestions. Let me know! hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hahhah hhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm.
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borisboris668:
Whoa..I'm not the only insane one..I keep seeing the number 27...and I'm 27 this year...until October at least, I assume that something really good or really bad is gonna happen...damn, at least I'm not totally nuts...
gord462:
Wow.