mandy

HILLYBILLY DAYVORCE

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get
one of them dayvorces." The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?" The
farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres" The lawyer said, "No, No, you don't
understand, Do you have a suit? The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I
wears it to church on Sundays." The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you
have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John
Deere. The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?" The farmer
said,"Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere" The
lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?" The farmer said,
"No, we both get up at 4:30."

By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question.

The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?" The farmer said, "No, she's a
little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants
a dayvorce."