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mandy

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Saturday Mar 17, 2007

Mar 17, 2007
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WELCOME TO MY WORLD.......

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
scheisskopf:
I'd love to, but in all honesty, I think I'm a little tied down at the moment.

A friend of mine just moved to Brisbane, so perhaps one of these days....

I'm gonna try to put something together, actually. I've always wanted to go. Looks like fun.
Mar 22, 2007
phantasy:
Very true.
Mar 27, 2007

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