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Tuesday Feb 28, 2006

Feb 28, 2006
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FEMALE POEM



I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.



MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and
a fishing boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.




VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
aaronsrod:
that was a bit cheeky wasn't it hehe
Mar 1, 2006
shanghaii:
Fuck that bitch, and that guy is obviously a fucking idiot...

Mar 2, 2006

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