Funny as Shit....LOL What a Thought I Had

Ok so I've been thinking about what life would be like single. I really wonder about if there is a guy or hell even a girl that can be a perfect pair for me! That would be wicked nice. So To entertain myself here is a list of things I would want in a partner. This should be funny. Oh and please if you match this at least 90% Let me know!!

Personality Traits

1. Gotta Be Funny/ Down to earth---take a joke or we wouldn't last a week
2. You gotta like music Thats really important. And be willing to try to listen to new things. But I can't handle non intellegent rap.
3. For you Guys It's okay to watch sports on Sunday..But for the love of God we dont need to see the ESPN highlights from the games we sat there and watched all 4 hours of. And throw me a bone and leave at least one day out of the week for me.
4. Be the type who is willing to go out on the weekends and stay in during the week. There is nothing wrong with long hours in the bedroom
5.Listen to big momma.....Sex everyday and twice on Saturday!!
6.Be Romantic---Fuck Guys think of it we are wired to watch that cheezy ass shit like the Notebook. What girl wouldnt love a hunky rough guy being the sweetest tough lover ever!
7.If your willing to make a fool of yourself for me--Bonus Points (but remember if you do it all the time its not as special)
8. I'm a freak about listening...If I'm talking dont fake listening cuz when you ask me the question I JUST anwsered I'd Freak out!

Skill /Look Traits---Mostly Sexual Sorry

1.Guys- Size Does Matter Nothing Smaller than 7 Inches Please
Be Clean...Long Hair is fine as long as its clean. Be Taller than Me
Warning if you have tattoos and piercings expect to be sexually jumped more often than once a day!
Dont be OVERLY Built I have problems with guys that look like they can crush me.
2.Girls- Basically If you are or think you could be a suicide girl I'd Jump your bones in a second!!


Okay that is about it I think lol

So Where are my new Lovers?!