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Sunday Jan 08, 2006

Jan 8, 2006
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it's been busy here in mandarin-land. i'm sorry i've been slacking on the updates, but things have been going down.

like the evening spent at the kitty hospital! my baby boy (tilly) knocked the fishbowl off the countertop and then walked through the glass! his second mommy and i had to rush him to the kitty ER at 1am. 3.5 hours later he was returned to us, with some cut hind paws and antibiotics. poor babyface. he's doing ok now, but he's a sad little muffin. and his second mommy is sad because her beloved goldfish (goldie hawn) was killed in the fiasco. it was a sad day in our little home.

i haven't much else to say, just that my little foray into the world of a relationship didn't work out so well, so i'm single once again. it's sad and something i'm not sure how to deal with. my bed is lonely, my heart is lonely, and i miss smooching. oh well. not everything can work out, eh?

but on to happy, exciting news. my birthday is exactly one month away! that's right boys and girls, mandarin turns 22 in exactly one month! i'm in the process of planning a little bash and i'm also just preparing for a day of presents. PRESENTS! send 'em my way, babies!

i've also got (hopefully) two shoots coming up in the next month, so keep your eyes peeled for some fresh, naked mandarin! i'm pumped to do it, even though i've put on a little weight. OH WELL! i don't care enough to really make any changes, so, there's that.

smile melons!

VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
broadwaybee:
You look loverly with green... gives me ideas for MAKEUP SINCE I'LL SEE YOU IN LIKE A WEEK!

I'll totally grab your boobs. Just sayin'.
Jan 10, 2006
helter:
I dont' still have that fake one, but I could make one for your pretty easily...
red dynomite bundled together with a "plunger detonator"? I could have that for you on saturday...

last time I didn't hear from you, and I think the old one got tossed or something.
Jan 13, 2006

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