mandalic

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Frank behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Frank replies."There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars and it's a lot cheaper than a doctor."


So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks." Thank you for shopping @Wal-Mart.


That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a Stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a Sperm sample for good measure.


Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:


1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)


2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)


3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.



4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours, Get a lawyer.



5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart!