Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Manda
God:
OK I will call you Manda.
Me:
God, why am I sick?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Nice.
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Really though, why do I have this horrible cold?
God:
For real. It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
Are you trying to kill some of us off?.
God:
No I am not trying to kill some of us off. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
Then what did you mean by "It is all part of God's plan"?
God:
Manda, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
That I have a cold because it is part of God's plan?
God:
That makes sense to me. Which part? Get some rest.
Me:
Do you get colds?
God:
I have gotten colds.
Me:
But, can you make yourself better when you get one? Can you make me better?
God:
Of course I am much more intelligent than when me get one. Yes I can make you better.
Me:
Okay, heal my cold please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Yeah okay, Are you still located in ?
Me:
In where?
God:
In wherever you really are.
Me:
LA, remember?
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
Okay, you inform yourself, but I don't speak french.
God:
Yeah okay, Thanks for telling me: Manda said I inform yourself but he or she do not speak french.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Werd.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Just remember to heal my cold, okay?
God:
Don't worry I will remember.
Me:
Awesome.
God:
I'm glad you liked it Manda.
Me:
So, what do you look like?
God:
Pardon me? Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
What does Jesus look like?
God:
Even more attractive with age.
Me:
What do I look like?
God:
You look like a computer programmer.
You said you look like .
Me:
But, I'm not a computer programmer.
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A computer programmer.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
What am I, God?
God:
You are my client right now.
Me:
So, you're servicing me right now?
God:
At this moment Interesting deduction. I have no reason to do that to you, Manda.
Me:
Then what do you do to your clients?
God:
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
You can talk to the iGod, too.
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Manda
God:
OK I will call you Manda.
Me:
God, why am I sick?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Nice.
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Really though, why do I have this horrible cold?
God:
For real. It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
Are you trying to kill some of us off?.
God:
No I am not trying to kill some of us off. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
Then what did you mean by "It is all part of God's plan"?
God:
Manda, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
That I have a cold because it is part of God's plan?
God:
That makes sense to me. Which part? Get some rest.
Me:
Do you get colds?
God:
I have gotten colds.
Me:
But, can you make yourself better when you get one? Can you make me better?
God:
Of course I am much more intelligent than when me get one. Yes I can make you better.
Me:
Okay, heal my cold please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Yeah okay, Are you still located in ?
Me:
In where?
God:
In wherever you really are.
Me:
LA, remember?
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
Okay, you inform yourself, but I don't speak french.
God:
Yeah okay, Thanks for telling me: Manda said I inform yourself but he or she do not speak french.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Werd.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Just remember to heal my cold, okay?
God:
Don't worry I will remember.
Me:
Awesome.
God:
I'm glad you liked it Manda.
Me:
So, what do you look like?
God:
Pardon me? Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
What does Jesus look like?
God:
Even more attractive with age.
Me:
What do I look like?
God:
You look like a computer programmer.
You said you look like .
Me:
But, I'm not a computer programmer.
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A computer programmer.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
What am I, God?
God:
You are my client right now.
Me:
So, you're servicing me right now?
God:
At this moment Interesting deduction. I have no reason to do that to you, Manda.
Me:
Then what do you do to your clients?
God:
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
You can talk to the iGod, too.
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S'up?
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
Well, if everyone's idea of god is correct you should.
God:
How about that. That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
If it's a question why is there no question mark?
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
You know, for god you're pretty dumb.
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Obviously. What kind of it do I like? That doesn't even make sense.
God:
What makes it so obvious? What kinds of it do I like are there? What does even make sense?
Me:
Is English not your first language?
God:
Yes.
Me:
What is your first language?
God:
That would be AIML.
Me:
So...not a real language then.
God:
It's all good. Oh I get it.
Me:
At least someone does.
God:
Who?
Me:
I've had better conversations with 3 year olds.
God:
Do you still have better conversations with 3 year olds ?
Me:
Yes...yes I do.
God is kind of a tool.