All the cool kids are doing it so...
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1.Mike
2. I respond to Michael, but I don't like it much
3. Dr. Nguyen Van Schotz the third (at least thats what it says on the Credit Card I found on the ground)
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My wang
2. I'm pretty clever sometimes
3. My creativity, when it's not off in Cabo San Lucas doing fuckin tequila shooters whil I'm stuck here
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1.My immune system is like a diva, with how much I have to make sure it doesnt get mad at me
2.Motivation and me are often like oil and water, nay, a match and gasoline
3.My lack of super-hero-esque muscles
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1.Canadian
2. Westerner
3.Goddamned protestant work ethic.
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:
1. Being unable to read or write your native language
2. Creationists
3. How anyone in whats supposedly one of the best countries in the world could choose to vote for Bush. Twice.
THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
1. People who think their religion is so important that governmental decisions should take it into account. Fuck you, fuck your saviour, fuck your holy book right into the fucking garbage can and set it on fire. Espescially when it comes to peoples rights and freedoms. Because in these assholes eyes, everything is black and white, when as anyone who can read something other than a 2000 year old storybook knows, the world is not a black and white place.
2.Lazy language use. I blame hip-hop for the most recent influx of it, but I cannot take someone seriously when they spout off sentences that are more befitting of someone with a severe mental handicap than someone who is supposed to be an adult.
3.People whose identities are formed by trendiness almost exclusively. I had a manager at one job who couldn't tell me what the current Prime Ministers name was, but who knew every brand that Usher was wearing in his latest video. Almost every day I had to fight the urge to punch this person in the throat just so they'd shut up.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Shower
2. Sleep
3. Computer
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1.Green Star T-shirt
2. Black Boxer-briefs
3. Um... a smile?
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. My tips for the day
2. Dice
3. Bills
THREE THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST:
1.Fuck/ Motherfucker
2.you know what I hate...
3.You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS AT THE MOMENT:
1.Matthew Good
2.The Stills
3.Miles Davis
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITES SONGS AT THE MOMENT:
1.Gender Bombs- The stills
2.How to be dead- Snow Patrol
3.Car Crash - Antonio Pinto
PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH:
1.My boss at work. Cause he's there almost ev everyday, so am I. Not really my top choice, but it could be worse.
2. Jeff and Jason, my D&D group chums, I normally end up hanging out with them because we all work on the same block, so we run into each other a lot.
3. The girl (I spend lots of time time talking to her, even if Im not WITH her at the moment physically)
THREE REASONS YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH EXES:
1.Distance
2.She was a christian and dumped me on valentines day after like a year and a half.
3. Dont know if it counts, but she got mad that I had a fling with someone, while she was still living with (and presumably sleeping with) her boyfriend.
THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1.Physical attractiveness (hows that for a generic answer
)
2. uninhibited
3. Can have conversations about things I like
THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO: (doesn't mean I don't WANT to do these )
1.Steal a police officers gun from the holster
2. Crack brick walls with my bare hands
3. Run a 4 minute mile
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Drawing
2. Gaming
3. Reading
THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1.MONEY (I think about 3 grand would clear up all my woes right now)
2. For the girl to live here
3. Dubya + lone gunman
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1.Actor/Director
2.Writer
3.Artist
THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1.Vegas (with a bag full of money)
2.Europe
2.Japan
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1.Publish a book
2.sass people off on air at an awards show (preferably golden globes, cause those are a total sham)
3. Shoot a Man just to watch him die
THREE WAYS THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO DIE
1.Well, because I probably WILL die from this seeing how the oldest sons on my dad's side have, Cancer.
2. In a gunfight at high noon.
3.Ever see 'One night at McCools'? The dumpster thing. Cause it would be funny as hell in hindsight.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1.Mike
2. I respond to Michael, but I don't like it much
3. Dr. Nguyen Van Schotz the third (at least thats what it says on the Credit Card I found on the ground)
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My wang
2. I'm pretty clever sometimes
3. My creativity, when it's not off in Cabo San Lucas doing fuckin tequila shooters whil I'm stuck here
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1.My immune system is like a diva, with how much I have to make sure it doesnt get mad at me
2.Motivation and me are often like oil and water, nay, a match and gasoline
3.My lack of super-hero-esque muscles
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1.Canadian
2. Westerner
3.Goddamned protestant work ethic.
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:
1. Being unable to read or write your native language
2. Creationists
3. How anyone in whats supposedly one of the best countries in the world could choose to vote for Bush. Twice.
THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
1. People who think their religion is so important that governmental decisions should take it into account. Fuck you, fuck your saviour, fuck your holy book right into the fucking garbage can and set it on fire. Espescially when it comes to peoples rights and freedoms. Because in these assholes eyes, everything is black and white, when as anyone who can read something other than a 2000 year old storybook knows, the world is not a black and white place.
2.Lazy language use. I blame hip-hop for the most recent influx of it, but I cannot take someone seriously when they spout off sentences that are more befitting of someone with a severe mental handicap than someone who is supposed to be an adult.
3.People whose identities are formed by trendiness almost exclusively. I had a manager at one job who couldn't tell me what the current Prime Ministers name was, but who knew every brand that Usher was wearing in his latest video. Almost every day I had to fight the urge to punch this person in the throat just so they'd shut up.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Shower
2. Sleep
3. Computer
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1.Green Star T-shirt
2. Black Boxer-briefs
3. Um... a smile?
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. My tips for the day
2. Dice
3. Bills
THREE THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST:
1.Fuck/ Motherfucker
2.you know what I hate...
3.You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS AT THE MOMENT:
1.Matthew Good
2.The Stills
3.Miles Davis
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITES SONGS AT THE MOMENT:
1.Gender Bombs- The stills
2.How to be dead- Snow Patrol
3.Car Crash - Antonio Pinto
PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH:
1.My boss at work. Cause he's there almost ev everyday, so am I. Not really my top choice, but it could be worse.
2. Jeff and Jason, my D&D group chums, I normally end up hanging out with them because we all work on the same block, so we run into each other a lot.
3. The girl (I spend lots of time time talking to her, even if Im not WITH her at the moment physically)
THREE REASONS YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH EXES:
1.Distance
2.She was a christian and dumped me on valentines day after like a year and a half.
3. Dont know if it counts, but she got mad that I had a fling with someone, while she was still living with (and presumably sleeping with) her boyfriend.
THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1.Physical attractiveness (hows that for a generic answer
)
2. uninhibited
3. Can have conversations about things I like
THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO: (doesn't mean I don't WANT to do these
)
1.Steal a police officers gun from the holster
2. Crack brick walls with my bare hands
3. Run a 4 minute mile
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Drawing
2. Gaming
3. Reading
THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1.MONEY (I think about 3 grand would clear up all my woes right now)
2. For the girl to live here
3. Dubya + lone gunman
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1.Actor/Director
2.Writer
3.Artist
THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1.Vegas (with a bag full of money)
2.Europe
2.Japan
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1.Publish a book
2.sass people off on air at an awards show (preferably golden globes, cause those are a total sham)
3. Shoot a Man just to watch him die
THREE WAYS THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO DIE
1.Well, because I probably WILL die from this seeing how the oldest sons on my dad's side have, Cancer.
2. In a gunfight at high noon.
3.Ever see 'One night at McCools'? The dumpster thing. Cause it would be funny as hell in hindsight.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
jem:
Excellent! I'm glad you liked it. 
laurannahidabing:
I wish i could cheat at fooze hahaha the two opposing players would throw me off the table.