#958
You can spice up any sentence by sprinkling it with the delicious spice of life called profanity. Whether you want your point to end in a sharp period rather than a limp dot, toss in a few cuss words and watch the words just blossom.
example
Version 1: "Good try"
Version 2: "Holy shit you fucking gimped fucker, you really dropped the goddamned ball on that one didn't you, you santorum sucking dipshit"
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version 1: Yes, I would just like to request some time off
Version 2: Okay, if I'm put on the schedule for these fucking days, I swear on your whore of a mothers diseased sex organs that I will fuck you up so fucking bad that dental records won't even be able to recognize your pathetic mother-fucking ass, comprende?
You can spice up any sentence by sprinkling it with the delicious spice of life called profanity. Whether you want your point to end in a sharp period rather than a limp dot, toss in a few cuss words and watch the words just blossom.
example
Version 1: "Good try"
Version 2: "Holy shit you fucking gimped fucker, you really dropped the goddamned ball on that one didn't you, you santorum sucking dipshit"
See- Much Better!
version 1: Yes, I would just like to request some time off
Version 2: Okay, if I'm put on the schedule for these fucking days, I swear on your whore of a mothers diseased sex organs that I will fuck you up so fucking bad that dental records won't even be able to recognize your pathetic mother-fucking ass, comprende?
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darklis:
I honestly thought I had already added you, but I am a neglectful ass, and I apologize. I like hanging out with you in "real life." 
radiofrank:
Ha! You're quite right. Profanity is indeed the spice of life. 