manchester_black

So, from the 'would probably be real funny to say, but might not go over too well' file:

Prospective roommate is looking at the place, his girlfriends with him (whe wont be staying with us) as well as her kid. Now, I'm none too good with age estimates, but I'd say the rugrats like 5 or so, you know, the age where they run around like monkeys on acid and no ont thinks the lesser of it. Kids bobbling around, doing the 'whatcha doin' game, so I give her some chips from my junk food pike and say 'dont tell your mom I gave you those', because you never know if parents are the freak out type. So 5 minutes later, mom ends up downstairs and she says offhand 'oh, thanks for giving Julia those chips, shes needs a little snack to tide her over till supper'
'Hm, she told you that, huh?'
'yeah, why?
'Nothin', just the first thing I said to her after I gave them to her was not to tell anyone'
'why would you do that?'

Now heres where my smartass side wanted to belt out ' Well, I wanted to see if shes the snitching type because I was thinking about molesting her later', you know, for malicious shits and giggles. But I didn't, I just said something real plain, like 'oh, I didnt know if youd freak out if she was having junk food or whtever'. I think I must be getting soft in my old age. But you gotta admit, it would have been really funny if Id said the other thing