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Tuesday Aug 02, 2005

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

Meanwhile, outside the talent agency building, a boy is staring at an advertisement billboard. The billboard reads: LOOK HERE. (DO YOU ALWAYS FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS?). The boy nods, pulls out a felt pen and replaces the first three letters on the billboard with FUC. A bus drives by, honks its elephant horn, scares the poor boy off and he runs out of this joke.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"
VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
reshazedek:
Funny, I thought it was all about misdirection. It's like in the movies.
guy1 "Boy have I got the best idea in the world. I could make BILLIONS off it."
guy2 "ok let's here it"
guy1 "well it starts..."
*a train goes by effectively muting his rant*
*train continues to pass as he becomes more animated and enthusiastic but of course we can't hear him*
*last car goes by and we hear..."
guy1 "...and when you finish, that's what you've got!"
guy2 "that IS the best idea in the world. You Could make billions off it"

*shrug* but whadda I know?
Aug 22, 2005
darklis:
I think you're smarter than all of us. smile
Aug 22, 2005

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