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Monday Apr 04, 2005

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So last night I got totally superdrunk and punched a dumpster.

The dumpster looked like a big square shark that wanted to eat me.

Again, I was drunk.

Remember when brave noble Don Quixote fought a bunch of dragons, except instead of dragons they were windmills?

This is like that.

Now my hand is bruised and busted, and funtime drunktime has lost all romance.

But I damn sure showed that dumpster/shark what's what.

And how.

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Oh, my swollen purple hand.
Oh, how it very very hurts.
My hand is an eggplant,
My hand is an eggplant,
My hand is an eggplant!
My right one.
VIEW 15 of 15 COMMENTS
burnthenazis:
sorry your the only other person form Norway ive even seen...wishfull thinking i think.. smile
Apr 10, 2005
francis:
we know it's probably gonna hurt, but we do it anyway frown
kiss for your hand... hope it feels better soon kiss
i can't blame anything for wanting to eat you though wink
kiss

[Edited on Apr 11, 2005 10:32AM]
Apr 10, 2005

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