mana

So last night I got totally superdrunk and punched a dumpster.

The dumpster looked like a big square shark that wanted to eat me.

Again, I was drunk.

Remember when brave noble Don Quixote fought a bunch of dragons, except instead of dragons they were windmills?

This is like that.

Now my hand is bruised and busted, and funtime drunktime has lost all romance.

But I damn sure showed that dumpster/shark what's what.

And how.

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Oh, my swollen purple hand.
Oh, how it very very hurts.
My hand is an eggplant,
My hand is an eggplant,
My hand is an eggplant!
My right one.