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Why do I torture customer service people?
Email exchange:

(Me)
I ordered two CDs from you 2 months ago and I only received one. The first album came within a few days, but I have yet to receive the second album. I was wondering if you still have it in your record. Thanks.

Andrea


(Janine)
Dear Customer,

We regret to inform you that at this time, the item you ordered is in back order.
It will take 2 to 3 weeks to ship.
If you wish, we can cancel your order or keep it open.
Please let me know.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

Sincerely,

Janine
Customer Service

(Me)
Dear Janine,

I don't have a problem waiting for the CD. So keep my order open. And thanks for letting me know what was going on.

Andrea

(Janine)

Dear Customer,

Thank you, sir!
Sincerely,

Janine
Customer Service


(Me)
You're welcome Janine. By the way did you know that an adult grizzly bear can decapitate a moose with one swipe of its paw?


(Janine)
Dear Customer,

Thanks for that tid bit!
Sincerely,

Janine
Customer Service


(Me)
Look Janine, you're a sweet girl and everything, but you have to stop flirting with me. It's really unprofessional.

(Janine)
Dear Customer,

Who ever said that I was flirting!!
Sincerely,

Janine
Customer Service

(Me)
This is getting out of hand Janine. All I want is my CD, not a date, not a girlfriend, not a wife, just a CD.


(Janine)
Dear Customer,

Your CD will come soon but I don't know what you're talking about!!!! I have a husband!!!
Sincerely,

Janine
Customer Service

I like how she still says "dear customer."



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