mana

Three girls signal to me that they want me to come talk to them. One of them says "you're beautiful". I say "you too".
I had had a few beers, don't remember what happened next. But I must have screwed up, because one of them said "You're different" and was laughing condescendingly.

Then they start accusing me of staring at their breasts. So I start staring at their breasts, of course. I'm not going to get accused of something and then not get the pleasure of commiting the crime.

Then a friend who I haven't seen in 4 months comes by. I give her a hug. Not a girly hug, but a really manly one. But the girls still assume I'm gay and leave the pub.

I'm pathetic.

But i'm not gay. Not that there is something wrong with beeing gay. I just am not gay.

When i woke up in the jungle with a dick in my hand,I said: "Hey mother fucker youre a jungleman!???And when I looked up in the three,I saw a big fat monkey start to piss on me!

But I do like girls

And I'm still in love with Joey. Fucking pathetic, I can't stop thinking about him.

Everyone have a nice day! 's to you all