Wow....
thats all I got to really say about today...
Oh? you didnt know? You dont have someone cuddle and be your fuck buddy for today?
Damn sucks to be you.
Now, let me give you some odd news...
1) more roses are sent on Valentines day than used in the Rose Parade
2)There will be more men getting their jollies off than women faking orgasims.
3) I hate Balloons, wind, people who order balloons, people who dont understand what it means when I cant see them out of my mirrors cause of the balloons blocking all my mirrors (sorry officer, these damn balloons inhibated me from seeing the car that was behind me!((that really happened too!!))), and the sicking feeling of... oh wat is that four letter word... oh yea, Valentines Day!!!

Ok ok, enough of my rants, atleast I didnt spend a damn dime of anything valentines day-ish, infact these day netted me about $210 bucks or more. Go me! so for all you goofy mother-fuckers who dont tip your delivery driver, guess what, I have made just about as much money today than I could working a full week!
$3.00/arrangement
75 arrangements/day
hmm, sounds good to me!
this weekend, drinks are on me!