SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF? here are A FEW!
(this does NOT mean that I agree with everything said below..but it made me giggle none the less)
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our football fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers' ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Krispy Kreme's ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the
Americans back ... past Their 'White House'. Then we burned it and
most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon Mackenzie
King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because
they ran away, so we came
home and partied ... Go figure ...
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered
to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever
surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone ... anywhere
...EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over
an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an
American mercenary, who slep t in and missed the whole thing .. but
showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudson's Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's
surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown
human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin,
penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save
countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to
tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have coloured money.
25. Our beer advertisements kick ass
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands
with mitts on!
(this does NOT mean that I agree with everything said below..but it made me giggle none the less)
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our football fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers' ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Krispy Kreme's ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the
Americans back ... past Their 'White House'. Then we burned it and
most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon Mackenzie
King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because
they ran away, so we came
home and partied ... Go figure ...
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered
to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever
surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone ... anywhere
...EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over
an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an
American mercenary, who slep t in and missed the whole thing .. but
showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudson's Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's
surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown
human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin,
penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save
countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to
tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have coloured money.
25. Our beer advertisements kick ass
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands
with mitts on!
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it's too damn cold eh
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Arg