mamafirefly

Had a great night last night. Made home-made dinner, got stoned with my hubby, ate, then ate brownies and watched Young Frankenstein. Sooo good.

HAPPY FRIDAY!! Hope everybody has a nice weekend, party hard, wake up not remembering any of it! Hugs to all!

I ripped my fucking ear!! My left ear loves to be stretched, no problem going to the next size. My right on the other hand is holding up protest signs and picketing against stretching of any kind!! I'm between a six and a four right now, I took it out to clean about two days ago and it just started gushing blood. I cleaned it...
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Anybody have any tips on how to keep a cat from peeing all over the place??

Heres the trouble:
I had two females and a male for about two years, all three 'fixed'. Then I brought in another male, which the vet said would be alright since the original male (Murphey) had already established his alpha status. To our surprize, the second male (Otis) turned...
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Ya'all ever have a day where one thing after another seems to go wrong? One of these days I'm gonna lose my damn mind!

I need a hug

Should I ever go down for abusing one of the seven deadly sins, it woud be for gluttony. This Sunday, I ate an entire pizza from Papa Johns (extra cheese and onions), drank a shitload of pop and even had a few breadsticks. Needless to say, my body is rebelling. I'm eating spinach salads all week.

I know stimulants are bad and addictive, but my dependance on coffee has reached a new extreme. Twelve ounces is no longer enough. I now need the sixteen ounce mug (you can swim in it) just to make it until afternoon. Its not so much a energy devise for me, but a mood enhancer. It makes me get through the morning crabbies without exploding.

On...
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Alright sexy people. I am not just back now, I am well rested and no longer in a traveled-across-too-many-time-zones comatose state.

First and foremost: I demand a few bragging rights, not about the super Alaskan vacation I just had, but about the amazing laundry room sex that took place last night! I was reading my last Playboy when I started getting quite hot and bothered...
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Hi everybody! I'm home!

Alaska was everything I'd hoped it would be, just breath-taking! I actually think I'll be moving to that pretty little state next year, unless you move north of Anchorage the weather is very comperable to that of Chicagos, even milder when you go as far south as Jeuno. Anyway, I'm exhausted and I need some shut-eye. I'll post some pictures when...
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Alright, my little lovelies, I'm going away for a while. ON AN ALASKAN CRUISE!!!

I leave early tomorrow and I won't be back until the 27th. I'm sooo bringing home a baby polar bear. Its going to be so cool, I'm four-wheeling, hiking, white water rafting, zip-lining, and taking a helicopter to the top of a glacier for a ravine tour. Annnnd, I am going...
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I stopped at my local super market today and the power had gone out. It was complete chaos in there! The lines were ten people deep each and the bank inside was filled with people yelling at the poor clerks. All I wanted to do was deposit a check, so I handed the teller my check and deposit slip and told her to call me...
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