Okay, so anybody who read my blog this morning/ afternoon saw that I had a crappy one cause my guy was being a butthole.
But.... I have an amazing job/ boss!
She wanted to get her nose peirced really badly, and there is a jeweler up the street who does body peircing; but he closes shop at seven and we don't close until eight. So...
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But.... I have an amazing job/ boss!
She wanted to get her nose peirced really badly, and there is a jeweler up the street who does body peircing; but he closes shop at seven and we don't close until eight. So... Read More
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About three years ago Greg and I inhereted a bed. Its a giant california king with a six inch pillow top. I fucking hate this bed. You sink into it and you practically have to do an acrobatics act to change positions, and sex in the thing (for the same sinking reason) in close to impossible. On top of all that, I'm allergic to the...
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negatron:
Hehe, sure thing, babe... I have very strong hands and can give a pretty damn good massage!
Sucks about your lil sneezy bed issue!!! Good luck with that!
Sucks about your lil sneezy bed issue!!! Good luck with that!
aldremech:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you sleep with a mouth breather 
Ok, I'm sorry
Ok, I'm sorry
Update on my goddamnmotherfucking torn ear lobe: 
So I went ahead and drained it by soaking the lobe in a hot cup of chamomile tea, then I iced my jaw muscle to draw away fluid from the lymph node that supplies the ear.
That evening I took a hot shower and pulled out the plug, washed it. Then I dipped a q-tip in lavender oil...
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So I went ahead and drained it by soaking the lobe in a hot cup of chamomile tea, then I iced my jaw muscle to draw away fluid from the lymph node that supplies the ear.
That evening I took a hot shower and pulled out the plug, washed it. Then I dipped a q-tip in lavender oil...
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brightredscream:
Oh man, torn ear lobes scare the shit out of me..that's why I'm scared to start stretching! lol
I only saw the end of the eclipse..I'm too much of a suck to brave the cold.
I only saw the end of the eclipse..I'm too much of a suck to brave the cold.
negatron:
Holy hell!!! That ear business is 
. Hope you heal up quickly!!! That kind of stuff gives me the heeby jeebies.
. Hope you heal up quickly!!! That kind of stuff gives me the heeby jeebies.I tore my ear! I tore my goddamnmotherfucking ear! Last night I noticed that one side was really swollen, and the pain hadn't decreased any since I put the bigger plug in on saturday, so I took it out to give it a good cleaning. Lo and behold (this is very gross) when I pulled the plug out it was completly coated in thick yellow...
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thefreddy:
ouch! I hope it taken care of.
aldremech:
Oh shit 
Not cool not cool not cool 
Sounds like it got infected by the new plug. I would alternate ice and heat to keep the bleeding to a minimum and promote killing the infection. Use a topical triple antibiotic ointment, but use a very thin coat, 3-4 times a day. I know it is a bitch, but you will have to pull the plug out each time you clean it If it remains hot to the touch and overly tender over the next few days, you might need to get a presciption antibiotic. Dammit, can't leave you alone for 5 minutes little missy
Not cool not cool not cool Sounds like it got infected by the new plug. I would alternate ice and heat to keep the bleeding to a minimum and promote killing the infection. Use a topical triple antibiotic ointment, but use a very thin coat, 3-4 times a day. I know it is a bitch, but you will have to pull the plug out each time you clean it If it remains hot to the touch and overly tender over the next few days, you might need to get a presciption antibiotic. Dammit, can't leave you alone for 5 minutes little missy I stretched my ears again two days ago, and they really hurt! I just went from a 0 to a 00, and WHOA MAMA! Thems hurt! I bought silicone tunnels, and they really do make a difference, I'd reccomend them for stretching to anybody.
I say it over and over again, and here it comes once more: Chicago winter sucks! It was in the 40s...
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I just went from a 0 to a 00, and WHOA MAMA! Thems hurt! I bought silicone tunnels, and they really do make a difference, I'd reccomend them for stretching to anybody.
I say it over and over again, and here it comes once more: Chicago winter sucks! It was in the 40s...
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aldremech:
Just tell me I am the smartest most wonderful bastard you know and you will be here before you know it
And speaking of boobs:
And speaking of boobs:
negatron:
Stay warm! The temp keeps jumping all over the place here too, not in the extremes you have to deal with, but it is annoying none the less. Stay cold, stay warm... stay some fucking thing!. Stupid al gore and his wacky weather campaign. & I like boobs.
So I went to Kumas with my friend last night and it was a lot of fun! Food was great, we were drinking Great Lakes beer (if you haven't had it, its not the greatest but definitely worth a try!) and staring at the hot new bartender.
Objectifing (sp?) men = Good Times!
My friend owns her own graphic design company (shes the head designer...
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Objectifing (sp?) men = Good Times!
My friend owns her own graphic design company (shes the head designer...
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negatron:
You are a good friend! I have owned a few of my own companies and worked the long/hard days just like your friend. It is impossible to comprehend unless you have done it. And having people around who insist on taking you out and forcing you to take a break are fucking gold!
aldremech:
I am yucky sick now Can you come fix me now????? PPPPPLLLLLLLEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEE? 
Can you come fix me now????? PPPPPLLLLLLLEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEE? If you're in the mood to see something amazing, go to YouTube and search "one leg breakdance". Prepare to feel like less of a person.
Anyway, my new job still rules. I just got done showing my boss Havoc's chest piece (which puts all others to shame). So if I can look at boobs with my boss, I'm a happy gal.
(I just showed her...
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Anyway, my new job still rules. I just got done showing my boss Havoc's chest piece (which puts all others to shame). So if I can look at boobs with my boss, I'm a happy gal.
(I just showed her...
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corpseripper:
Well I cut my hair but it will grow out a lot better now. Smudge(the pug) sends love.
aldremech:
I am making coffee to help Mr. Hangover go away
A note to all:
If you're going to get a massage, be sure to shower that day and trim your God damned toe nails. Thank you.
-management.
So other than the couple of gross people who have come through my treatment room (don't worry your little head, I wear gloves) my new job rules. I practically wear pajamas (scrubs), I'm making a lot more money,...
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If you're going to get a massage, be sure to shower that day and trim your God damned toe nails. Thank you.
-management.
So other than the couple of gross people who have come through my treatment room (don't worry your little head, I wear gloves) my new job rules. I practically wear pajamas (scrubs), I'm making a lot more money,...
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aldremech:
No more stuck in the snow for you sweetie
I have a problem with random drunk fuckers, especially when I am pissed and a drunk fucker myself. Not a big touchy feely guy with people I don't know. Is that so unusual??
I was in Panama in '89 with the 75th Rangers for the removal of Noriega, and in Desert Storm in '90-'91 with the 1st Armored Division. I got through that fine, but got fucked up on a training exercise when my parachute didn't deploy correctly at 1,250 feet. I got my reserve open at about 200-250 feet, but still hit the ground doing about 80 mph. Fucked up my knees pretty bad and screwed my back up for a bit. A couple of knee surgeries later and it's all good
Except for the no cartilige part. Oh well, that's why they make beer
I have a problem with random drunk fuckers, especially when I am pissed and a drunk fucker myself. Not a big touchy feely guy with people I don't know. Is that so unusual??
I was in Panama in '89 with the 75th Rangers for the removal of Noriega, and in Desert Storm in '90-'91 with the 1st Armored Division. I got through that fine, but got fucked up on a training exercise when my parachute didn't deploy correctly at 1,250 feet. I got my reserve open at about 200-250 feet, but still hit the ground doing about 80 mph. Fucked up my knees pretty bad and screwed my back up for a bit. A couple of knee surgeries later and it's all good
Except for the no cartilige part. Oh well, that's why they make beer
aldremech:
They are all yours. Not that I really don't love the aspect of my next cortisone injections 
Todays Lesson:
Beer+Whiskey+Jager+Pot+Saturday Night= Mama can't get off the couch Sunday
Seriously, thank Mother Nature for the plant she calls Cannibus, it saved me yesterday. I can't remember being that hung over since I was 21/22. That was ridiculous. At least smoking some pot made my stomach get out of the MoonBounce in my torso. Wow.
Other than that things have been very good. I...
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Beer+Whiskey+Jager+Pot+Saturday Night= Mama can't get off the couch Sunday
Seriously, thank Mother Nature for the plant she calls Cannibus, it saved me yesterday. I can't remember being that hung over since I was 21/22. That was ridiculous. At least smoking some pot made my stomach get out of the MoonBounce in my torso. Wow.
Other than that things have been very good. I...
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jenya:
newly washed bedding always makes me want to have sex in them.
a bit counterproductive, don't you think?
a bit counterproductive, don't you think?
xhippykid:
I don't get hangovers. Im just usually still drunk the next morning. I just know nowdays not to do a bizillion shots.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Waxing = OUCH
...but it turns out so smooth
Last night it was so cold in chicago that my bedroom window (inside and out) was solid ice. Fuck you winter, next year I'll be in arizona where you can't get me. Sucka.
I made bruchetta last night with dinner, and forgetting how much I love bruchetta,...
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...but it turns out so smooth
Last night it was so cold in chicago that my bedroom window (inside and out) was solid ice. Fuck you winter, next year I'll be in arizona where you can't get me. Sucka.
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aldremech:
That place is only about 10 minutes away from the house, then it is just a lot of walking. I would actually encourage bringing a gun, especially during the summer, as there are a lot of active bitey things out looking for water As far as shooting cactus, not so much. Kinda federally protected The last dipshit who shot a saguaro with a 12 gauge got killed when all 2 tons of it fell on him I love natural selection in progress.
As far as shooting cactus, not so much. Kinda federally protected The last dipshit who shot a saguaro with a 12 gauge got killed when all 2 tons of it fell on him I love natural selection in progress.
brightredscream:
It's this...
It's geared towards men...but I use it pretty much everywhere, and then just shave the areas it can't reach..
I do plan to get the one that's geared towards women from the same company just for my bikini line.
It's a fabulous, fabulous thing.
It's geared towards men...but I use it pretty much everywhere, and then just shave the areas it can't reach..
I do plan to get the one that's geared towards women from the same company just for my bikini line.
It's a fabulous, fabulous thing.
lucky you to have a rad boss