Master Cleanser? What Master Cleanser?? 
Yeah, that ended as soon as I realized there was left over pizza in the fridge. It used to be so easy! Its not like you're hungry at all, you just want to eat! Oh, well. So now I'm just sticking to small portions and tons of veggies. 
So my guy and I had morning sex today, got a little crazy, got lube in my hair, got all done and happy, went to take a shower... AND THE FUCKING WATER IN MY BUILDING IS SHUT OFF!
Yeah. I guess a pipe burst on the third floor and they had to turn off the water. So now my nasty ass has to go to work, ugh. Oh, life! You got me again!
Yeah, that ended as soon as I realized there was left over pizza in the fridge. It used to be so easy! Its not like you're hungry at all, you just want to eat! Oh, well. So now I'm just sticking to small portions and tons of veggies.
So my guy and I had morning sex today, got a little crazy, got lube in my hair, got all done and happy, went to take a shower... AND THE FUCKING WATER IN MY BUILDING IS SHUT OFF!
Yeah. I guess a pipe burst on the third floor and they had to turn off the water. So now my nasty ass has to go to work, ugh. Oh, life! You got me again!
negatron:
Bwahahahahahha!!! 