I stretched my ears again two days ago, and they really hurt! 
I just went from a 0 to a 00, and WHOA MAMA! Thems hurt! I bought silicone tunnels, and they really do make a difference, I'd reccomend them for stretching to anybody.
I say it over and over again, and here it comes once more: Chicago winter sucks! It was in the 40s...
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I just went from a 0 to a 00, and WHOA MAMA! Thems hurt! I bought silicone tunnels, and they really do make a difference, I'd reccomend them for stretching to anybody.
I say it over and over again, and here it comes once more: Chicago winter sucks! It was in the 40s...
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So I went to Kumas with my friend last night and it was a lot of fun! Food was great, we were drinking Great Lakes beer (if you haven't had it, its not the greatest but definitely worth a try!) and staring at the hot new bartender.
Objectifing (sp?) men = Good Times!
My friend owns her own graphic design company (shes the head designer...
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Objectifing (sp?) men = Good Times!
My friend owns her own graphic design company (shes the head designer...
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negatron:
You are a good friend! I have owned a few of my own companies and worked the long/hard days just like your friend. It is impossible to comprehend unless you have done it. And having people around who insist on taking you out and forcing you to take a break are fucking gold!
aldremech:
I am yucky sick now 
Can you come fix me now????? PPPPPLLLLLLLEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEE? 
Can you come fix me now????? PPPPPLLLLLLLEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEE? If you're in the mood to see something amazing, go to YouTube and search "one leg breakdance". Prepare to feel like less of a person. 
Anyway, my new job still rules. I just got done showing my boss Havoc's chest piece (which puts all others to shame). So if I can look at boobs with my boss, I'm a happy gal.
(I just showed her...
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Anyway, my new job still rules. I just got done showing my boss Havoc's chest piece (which puts all others to shame). So if I can look at boobs with my boss, I'm a happy gal.
(I just showed her...
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corpseripper:
Well I cut my hair but it will grow out a lot better now. Smudge(the pug) sends love. 
aldremech:
I am making coffee to help Mr. Hangover go away 
A note to all:
If you're going to get a massage, be sure to shower that day and trim your God damned toe nails. Thank you.
-management.
So other than the couple of gross people who have come through my treatment room (don't worry your little head, I wear gloves) my new job rules. I practically wear pajamas (scrubs), I'm making a lot more money,...
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If you're going to get a massage, be sure to shower that day and trim your God damned toe nails. Thank you.
-management.
So other than the couple of gross people who have come through my treatment room (don't worry your little head, I wear gloves) my new job rules. I practically wear pajamas (scrubs), I'm making a lot more money,...
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aldremech:
No more stuck in the snow for you sweetie 
I have a problem with random drunk fuckers, especially when I am pissed and a drunk fucker myself. Not a big touchy feely guy with people I don't know. Is that so unusual??
I was in Panama in '89 with the 75th Rangers for the removal of Noriega, and in Desert Storm in '90-'91 with the 1st Armored Division. I got through that fine, but got fucked up on a training exercise when my parachute didn't deploy correctly at 1,250 feet. I got my reserve open at about 200-250 feet, but still hit the ground doing about 80 mph. Fucked up my knees pretty bad and screwed my back up for a bit. A couple of knee surgeries later and it's all good
Except for the no cartilige part. Oh well, that's why they make beer
I have a problem with random drunk fuckers, especially when I am pissed and a drunk fucker myself. Not a big touchy feely guy with people I don't know. Is that so unusual??
I was in Panama in '89 with the 75th Rangers for the removal of Noriega, and in Desert Storm in '90-'91 with the 1st Armored Division. I got through that fine, but got fucked up on a training exercise when my parachute didn't deploy correctly at 1,250 feet. I got my reserve open at about 200-250 feet, but still hit the ground doing about 80 mph. Fucked up my knees pretty bad and screwed my back up for a bit. A couple of knee surgeries later and it's all good
Except for the no cartilige part. Oh well, that's why they make beer
aldremech:
They are all yours. Not that I really don't love the aspect of my next cortisone injections 
Todays Lesson:
Beer+Whiskey+Jager+Pot+Saturday Night= Mama can't get off the couch Sunday
Seriously, thank Mother Nature for the plant she calls Cannibus, it saved me yesterday. I can't remember being that hung over since I was 21/22. That was ridiculous. At least smoking some pot made my stomach get out of the MoonBounce in my torso. Wow.
Other than that things have been very good. I...
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Beer+Whiskey+Jager+Pot+Saturday Night= Mama can't get off the couch Sunday
Seriously, thank Mother Nature for the plant she calls Cannibus, it saved me yesterday. I can't remember being that hung over since I was 21/22. That was ridiculous. At least smoking some pot made my stomach get out of the MoonBounce in my torso. Wow.
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jenya:
newly washed bedding always makes me want to have sex in them.
a bit counterproductive, don't you think?
a bit counterproductive, don't you think?
xhippykid:
I don't get hangovers. Im just usually still drunk the next morning. I just know nowdays not to do a bizillion shots.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Waxing = OUCH
...but it turns out so smooth
Last night it was so cold in chicago that my bedroom window (inside and out) was solid ice. Fuck you winter, next year I'll be in arizona where you can't get me. Sucka.
I made bruchetta last night with dinner, and forgetting how much I love bruchetta,...
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...but it turns out so smooth
Last night it was so cold in chicago that my bedroom window (inside and out) was solid ice. Fuck you winter, next year I'll be in arizona where you can't get me. Sucka.
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aldremech:
That place is only about 10 minutes away from the house, then it is just a lot of walking. I would actually encourage bringing a gun, especially during the summer, as there are a lot of active bitey things out looking for water As far as shooting cactus, not so much. Kinda federally protected The last dipshit who shot a saguaro with a 12 gauge got killed when all 2 tons of it fell on him I love natural selection in progress.
As far as shooting cactus, not so much. Kinda federally protected The last dipshit who shot a saguaro with a 12 gauge got killed when all 2 tons of it fell on him I love natural selection in progress. 
brightredscream:
It's this...
It's geared towards men...but I use it pretty much everywhere, and then just shave the areas it can't reach..
I do plan to get the one that's geared towards women from the same company just for my bikini line.
It's a fabulous, fabulous thing.
It's geared towards men...but I use it pretty much everywhere, and then just shave the areas it can't reach..
I do plan to get the one that's geared towards women from the same company just for my bikini line.
It's a fabulous, fabulous thing.
Alright.
Heath Ledger is dead and I'm already really fucking sick of hearing about how sad you are over it. He was an ACTOR. You didn't actually know the poor guy, you saw him play "pretend" on a big movie screen and show his pretty face on talk shows. He also posed for some pictures in glossy magazines, and if you happened upon those too,...
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Heath Ledger is dead and I'm already really fucking sick of hearing about how sad you are over it. He was an ACTOR. You didn't actually know the poor guy, you saw him play "pretend" on a big movie screen and show his pretty face on talk shows. He also posed for some pictures in glossy magazines, and if you happened upon those too,...
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kirin_ka:
Nobody said or did anything. That is just my thought process when I find some one attractive. I'll think about how beautiful they are to me and never say anything in fear of being a creep. Most situations I wouldn't care what the out come was if the act made me happy, or would in the future, but when it comes to woman I'd rather be safe than sorry.
brightredscream:
He may have been "just an actor" - but he was still a human being who a lot of people admired, and who's work they enjoyed.
Death, especially of someone young who holds a lot of promise is tragic...
But as you put:
Death, especially of someone young who holds a lot of promise is tragic...
But as you put:
Wow the full moon tonight is a georgous dark yellow, so pretty. It almost gives the illusion that its warm out.
I'm wearing my hair in pig-tails today because I ran out of time to make myself up this morning, and now I feel like a five year old! Its amazing how much I've been shaking my head to feel them knock back and forth,...
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I'm wearing my hair in pig-tails today because I ran out of time to make myself up this morning, and now I feel like a five year old! Its amazing how much I've been shaking my head to feel them knock back and forth,...
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aldremech:
My neighbor put my hair in pigtails, then laughed so hard she almost peed her pants 
Why do I let people do things like that to me??
You should go play on the swings
Why do I let people do things like that to me??
You should go play on the swings
thefreddy:
Monster doesn't do it for me. Maybe it's because I've drinking that shit for long that I'm immune to it or something.
Thanks for the comment and such. yeah, I try
Thanks for the comment and such. yeah, I try
All of my friends have day time jobs which require them to get up at ungodly hours of the morning. Therefore nobody ever wants to go out on week nights.
I want to go out on week nights!
Who wants to come get a brew with me?
I want to go out on week nights!
Who wants to come get a brew with me?
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kmat:
Let me know if your out this way. I'm in by you all week. We can go get a cocktail, we could ask a couple of friends to join us!
deadboy27:
i just got fired from my day job! guinness?
For the next month or so temperatures here will range from about -15F to 15F sending me into daydreams of moving to Tucson in November. Holy cow I can't wait!
Things have been good around here, I start my new job on February 4th and I'm looking forward to having such an easy foo-foo massage job.
One bad thing... I chomped down on my tongue...
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Things have been good around here, I start my new job on February 4th and I'm looking forward to having such an easy foo-foo massage job.
One bad thing... I chomped down on my tongue...
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xhippykid:
I cancelled my plans to go snowboarding tonight. My friend is crazy I told him. It's even too cold for me!!!
brightredscream:
Oooo that orange with vanilla idea sounds SO good...I think I might do that sometime soon!
Thank you everybody for the well wishes regarding my interview... I GOT THE JOB! WaHooo!
Not only that, but the place has an office in (my moving destination) Tucson, and she said when moving time comes they'll just transfer me! Even better!
I'm very happy right now!
Not only that, but the place has an office in (my moving destination) Tucson, and she said when moving time comes they'll just transfer me! Even better!
I'm very happy right now!
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brightredscream:
Congrats
wolverine43:
congrats on the job and Tucson nice take me with you plleeeeassse
WOOOOOOO! I have a job interview tomorrow!
I decided to quit my job recently to get a better paying one (to Tucson in November or bust!) and I have an interview at a place less than a mile from my apartment!
Wish me luck!
I decided to quit my job recently to get a better paying one (to Tucson in November or bust!) and I have an interview at a place less than a mile from my apartment!
Wish me luck!
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xhippykid:
Nice. It always cool with good things happen. Just give it time and everything will work out for ya.
negatron:
Awesome! Knock 'em dead at the interview!
And speaking of boobs: