What I would like for Christmas:
- new digital camera
- i-pod (mini, I'm not picky. Mine is behaving very erratically)
- all-expenses paid trip to Vietnam
- dinner with Martin Amis
- new knickers
- endless amounts of tongue-kissing.
What I will get for Christmas:
- novelty straws shaped like penises
- a 'beer bong'
- soap
- cheese
- bottle of Scotch.
All in all not a bad result, really.
so i may be able to sort out gift no.4 for you one day.
...What I will get for Christmas:
- novelty straws shaped like penises
- a 'beer bong'
- soap
- cheese
- bottle of Scotch.
Sounds like you're going to do better than me. Sorry, no sympathy on this one. And as for the first item I will personally be providing to my guest a penis shaped like a novelty straw. Ah well, I suppose I can always make the comment to her: "Sure it looks like a straw. Think of it like a straw if you want. You know what to do with a straw don't ya?"
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