malone

It's called a guilt bag. A lot of people with a heavy schedule carry them round with them. Guilt bags typically contain a laptop computer, files, reports to be read, outlines of articles that must be written etc.
Once you have packed you Guilt Bag with all the things you must do you feel better; because you have demonstrated your unswerving intention.
The other thing about Guilt Bags is that they rarely get opened. Although they do see a lot of places as they get carted around everywhere.
I wonder if yours will get opened. I note that you have already listed your priorities: Friends, skinny-dipping, food, wine. Good for you. If I were you I would attend to those first.

Do you ever wish you were a fitter and turner? I mean; you can hardly carry your lathe round with you.

Oh yeah, it's summer down there.