Last night I had to attend a literary speed dating night at the State Library, the premise being that you brought your favourite novel with you and would bond with a member of the opposite sex over your love of fine literature. No I am not desperate, I am writing an article about it and was 'undercover' DON'T JUDGE ME.
Anyway. It was just about the longest evening of my life and I am never speed-dating again upon pain of death. Surely hot boys read books too? I know they fucking do; I've met them. I guess they were too busy getting laid/reading to show up.
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I wonder, did anyone bring along something they have read many many times and can practically quote? Or did people bring along books they thought would be ... ummm ...attractive? (Can't think of a better word than attractive.)
A couple of my friends have been dragged along to speed dating nights - I think the word 'long' appeared in their descriptions too. Which seems ironic.
for sure.
of course.
oh yeah.
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