Things my best friend brought me from her overseas jaunt:
1. Scented Mexican candles
2. A gold thrift-store ballgown
3. A mug from Arizona with my name on it
4. Love and affection
5. 'Workout Wanda' plastic doll with exercise bike accessory included
6. R.KELLY'S 'TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET' ON DVD.
Oh my god. Why have you people been hiding his genius from Australia? We spent Saturday drinking Grandin champagne and watching it FOUR TIMES INCLUDING DIRECTOR'S COMMENTARY.
It is possibly the worst thing I have ever seen in my life.
It is also wonderful.
1. Scented Mexican candles
2. A gold thrift-store ballgown
3. A mug from Arizona with my name on it
4. Love and affection
5. 'Workout Wanda' plastic doll with exercise bike accessory included
6. R.KELLY'S 'TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET' ON DVD.
Oh my god. Why have you people been hiding his genius from Australia? We spent Saturday drinking Grandin champagne and watching it FOUR TIMES INCLUDING DIRECTOR'S COMMENTARY.
It is possibly the worst thing I have ever seen in my life.
It is also wonderful.
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Yes, but now I CANNOT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.
I am singing Trapped In The Closet as I go to sleep and as I wake up. It is driving me out of my fucking gourd.