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malloryknoxx

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Monday Feb 28, 2005

Feb 28, 2005
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So - our realtor says he isn't satisfied with the potential buyers he has thus far. Apparently what he is looking to do is get three or four aspiring suburbanites into some form of a bidding war in order to drive the price up.

Hey - works for me! biggrin biggrin

Anyway - we came back to the house this morning - the realtor hired some cleaning person to come in and polish the floors, scrub all the corners....etc etc. The house looks sparkly clean and everything....
But apparently, this cleaning person isn't exactly the brightest bulb in the box.

He or she took the mirrored sliding doors off of the medicine cabinet in on of the upstairs bathrooms...to clean the tracks I guess....and put them back on with both handles in the center.
Which makes it physically impossible to open them at all.

The he or she put all the toilet paper in the house in a small box in the basement that took me 10 minutes to find.....

He or she took a small container of orange juice OUT of the frig and put it on the bottom shelf of my computer desk.....

....and took the dental floss out of the medicine cabinet, put it on my nightstand, and put my box of kleenex FROM to nightstand INTO the medicine cabinet.....

....and finally, decided that a pair of my shoes would look best OUTSIDE on the back deck in a bucket. In the snow.
Oh NO they DIDn't!!!! Oh yes.....they did. *hisses like a cat*

Is it just me....or does this all seem moderately idiotic?

VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
padme:
Very surreal, and a bit more than moderately idiotic, heh.
Mar 1, 2005
mystangel:
So come in the summer, duh....it does get warm here in the summer... 85-90 warm enough for you? and nice and humid?

*grin*
Mar 1, 2005

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