mallory

for the three years that ive lived here..
theres been a hideous chair that ive kept..
mainly because my cats enjoyed climbing in
and out of it.. but its pretty trashed now.. and im
moving so i set it out on the curb.. someone picked it
up within an hour.. and is now probably in some crusty
house.. im just glad i dont have to look at it anymore!


a few weeks ago my roommate adopted a hairless cat..
that she named mini muffins.. after much deliberation..
she decided that she would rename her dr. kickass..
shes really loud.. and smells bad if you dont bathe her every other day.. but everytime im in the living room and i sit down.. she wont leave me alone and constantly wants to sit on my lap.. shes toothless.. eleven years old.. and senile.. she just might be the long lost member of the golden girls.. id ask her.. but shes also deaf!!


now i introduce to you.. dr. kickass