mallory

the night before last i got up at 4am
to go pee.. and there was a glass jar of
bath salts resting on the toilet.. i somehow
managed to knock them over onto the floor
only to instead hit the side of the toilet and crack the
entire piece of porcelain that is nailed to the ground..

in case you were wondering:
everytime i flush.. the water seeps out onto the floor..
and i have to clean it with scrubbing bubbles..

time to call mister landlord..
they shouldnt hold me accountable for it.. since the
john was built in 1987.. or so the stamp inside the water
tank says..

maybe when they replace the toilet they
will replace the oven.. which needed to happen about
three and a half years ago when i first moved into this
place..

renting is seriously the worst ever..
especially when you live in a big city with landlords that live in upstate ny who dont care that you need repairs..

cill my landlord..
cill my landlord..
C-I-L-L my landlord..


RIP yucky toilet..
Mallory's Ebay