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Sunday Jun 10, 2007

Jun 10, 2007
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Alright, the jig is up. Who left an individually packaged serving of butter on my living room floor? Ha-ha, hilarious! I bet it was you, wasn't it, Starla?

In unrelated news, I've caught the girl crazy bug. I cannot even tell you how many crushes I have right now! There are just so many cute girls in this city. If you live in a city with a short supply of cute lesbians, move to Vancouver. Or don't. More for me! (Note to self: cute girls are not like candy. Wait, yes they are.)

Wait til you guys see my sweet road rash. I actually haven't managed to take a good photo of it yet, but... but I will! I've been doing a self-portrait-a-day project this month and today's was of my amazing bruises. (I went on the World Naked Bike Ride yesterday in the pouring rain after drinking whiskey and took a sharp corner.)

I have to say that the best part of my wipeout was getting to tell the story so many times. By the end of the night last night I had totally mastered the sound effects and everything. I think being a good storyteller is an amazing skill that more people need to have. Probably not my self-indulgent type of storytelling, mind you.

Speaking of self-portraits, here's one. Happy June, lovers.

VIEW 25 of 25 COMMENTS
maibey:
Butter is good for some things, you know. Inducing vomit comes to mind...
Jun 12, 2007
mat8drb:
There's skill in telling anecdotes.

Now I'm intrigued as to what the lesbian capital of the UK is. I know Nottingham University used to have a high female to male ratio, but that means nothing.
Jun 12, 2007

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