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So most of the time I think perhaps I am a lesbian. I really am only attracted to women and YOWZA, am I ever. Men are fairly lacklustre but are great as pals. But they never make me go YOWZA.

And then I go to the Work Less Party PARTY Spring Carnival last night, compl-eeeete-ly sober, and I see The Brakes, and it becomes apparent to me that I am, in fact, attracted to men. Especially trim, shapely, bike-ridin', burlesque-dancin', eco-conscious young males like these.



Ahem. *cough* Now, I am off to breakfast with AceTracer, Redmess, and Lavonne. Unfortunately today is not the day to wear short-shorts. Sigh.