malloreigh

twenty random facts about malloreigh! again!

oo1. if you were to go into my bathroom, you would more than likely find some change on my floor. this is because i have a habit of slipping my change (as well as my bus transfers) into my right back pocket, and because i wear tight jeans, every time i pull my pants down, the change falls out. as a result, i can generally depend on my bathroom floor to provide enough change for a coffee in the morning if i am feeling particularly groggy.

oo2. my eyes are too big to wear false eyelashes. i have tried twice but to no avail. they do not cover my entire eyelid. they kinda stop 3/4 of the way over. my eyelids are actually longer than normal. my irises are also apparently bigger than most people's, as a boy informed me when i was seventeen and he was gazing deeply into them as he tried to get away with groping my breasts.

oo3. on the subject of eyes, my eyes are also too big for me to blink properly. yes, i actually do not blink all the way down. when blinking my eyes do not close entirely. i also usually sleep with a bit of eye showing. people say it's creepy.

oo4. on the subject of breasts, i only recently stopped wearing a bra. my breasts have dropped a bit of size since i stopped taking birth control pills and i find i don't really need one anymore. hooray.

oo5. i get cold sores, aka mouth tumours, aka facial herpes.

i pick them off, too. ;_; i hate them so much.

oo6. i'm kind of a know-it-all. it gets me into trouble during arguments a lot, especially with tech people. erm. it's a tough middle ground. i know some things, but i don't know everything, and people get really snobby about their knowledge. SORRY I DON'T KNOW AS MANY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES AS YOU! gosh! *hem* i also can be opinionated to the point of offending people. i haven't really learned tact.

oo7. speaking of tact, i am a very blunt person, and yet, i have never been punched in the face. if i were not so small and cute, i think that i would pretty much always have a big ugly black eye. unfortunately for me, it is one of my goals to get punched in the face and have a battle scar to show for it. alas. it is tougher than one might think.

oo8. i rarely play world of warcraft anymore. HO NOES! it's because none of my friends play and thus always expect me to be able to do terribly dull things like go to the beach with them. (teehee, just kidding... i have no friends. i mean, actually, those things aren't dull.)

oo9. i still haven't gone back to school since highschool! i am a very good student and get very good marks but i did some silly things in highschool and now i don't have enough academic courses to get into a regular university program. i'm kind of stuck to art school. fuck that shit. actually, i really don't know if i ever will go back to school, because...

o10. i think i might just leave the country and do contract graphic design for a living and be everywhere. new zealand is my first choice. costa rica. paris. i could go almost anywhere, as long as it's not too expensive, and survive off of doing little projects every now and again. it's my dream to finally suck it up and do it. i know i will. someday.

o11. i've already named my kids in my head. i've chosen these names out very carefully. whether i adopt or bake 'em myself, these are the names i want. (i reserve the right to change my mind.)
girl, first: azshara
boy, first: atreides
boy, second: ender (only if this is my third child, suckaz)
i forgot the name i had picked for my second girl... hmm... i imagine it had something to do with either buffy the vampire slayer or star wars, but i just can't remember. oh well! i also really like "atreyu" as a boy's name but it's too close to "atreides".

o12. speaking of weird names... i'm sure some of you must have noticed at least one of the origins of those names. come on now. guess! anyway, i was just thinking how maybe people will think i'm weird for wanting to name my children such things, but i think it comes from my mom. ... she named my older brother after a dune character. if you're reading this, mom: i love you and miss you!

o13. i moved 1,000 km away from home (that's 700 mi for the measurement system impaired) five days after my eighteenth birthday. it took me two months to come back home. i wasn't ready. six months later, i wasn't ready, either, but i had to make it work. there was no turning back the second time. i can't fail at things!

o14. I'm stopping here because BlackHoodie just found the picture I uploaded for this entry, and AppleBonBon texted me that he's guestlisted me for a show he's playing... and my Nikala is there!

o15. I go number two pretty much every time I go to the bathroom. I may have already shared that one. Yay for being vegan. My bowels love me. Speaking of veganism, I've been vegan for over two years. Good for me! Those of you who've been pervstalking me for a really long time may remember when I first posted about going vegan in my SG journal.

o16. SG trivia fact time: I am a member of the "Member Since 2003" (aka Middle Skool SG) group, and yet I own the "SG 2004" (aka Secondary Skool SG) group. How does this work? I got my membership in December 2003 which qualifies me for Member Since, but not quite Middle Skool. I went up in February 2004 on one of the very last New Girl Fridays ever... soon after that was New Girl Spring and then the two sets a day thing started a bit later. My set was accepted in January 2004. This site has been watching me grow up from an awkward, uncertain eighteen year old to whatever the fuck I am today. Feel like a pedophile yet? I've also lived in four different cities since I went into limbo, and have been shot by eight different photographers (for SG).

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