Ewww, I might be so excited. Tomorrow, health permitting, my consort is going to be escorting me to Chattanooga to explore the bowels of our great mother earth. And there, in the throes of ecstasy, I will leave him within an ounce of his life. And there with him, writhing on the cold earthen floor, pleading me for more, I will be ready for my next new play thing. Boys, who next, health permitting?
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jacklhasa:
How did you like Chattanooga? I love the caves here... they can get quite interesting. 
olsen:
All I can think of is the punchline of a bad joke.