malice

Rant:


Eventually I'll get there, be a zombie like the rest of society. Have my 9-5 job where I spend most of my day drinking Star Bucks coffee, and eating crispy creme donuts. Get fat and go on some "low carbs" diet, eating only the finest in expensive foods.
Care far too much about my lawn, buy every new cleaning product that I can, even if they don't work.
Watch as much "Reality" TV and CNN as I possibly can to brain-wash myself even more (I need something the talk about at office too don't I?).
Complain about every little thing that goes wrong, afterall, with hardly anything to worry about at this point, I need to create some drama to keep things interesting.
Have some kids, ignore them and put my career first. Then I'll wonder so many years later why they're rejecting me.
Take everything for granted, no matter how good things are. I am the center of the universe, so why shouldn't everything be perfect for me?


That'll never happen to me...but why has it happened to so many others?