A lovely definition, care of Noctua...
VALENTINE'S DAY: An insidious, pervasive and corporate-driven day of sentiment personified by hearts, chocolate, roses, and the colour red; it elicits one of the following responses:
1) Makes those in relationships feel bad about not doting more on their significant other and convinces them to pay for the privilege of their guilt, typically with an overpriced, showy display conveying their insincere repentance of their shortcomings;
2) For the unfortunate soul who is single, a stark threat of perpetual pariahhood and loneliness;
3) for a lucky few who happen to be so irresponsibly unattached on this day, it evinces a smugness for having a guilt-free conscience and posession of their money -- and happy about it.
Nuts to you Valentine's Day...and your flowery heart-shaped love.
Love, Malice
VALENTINE'S DAY: An insidious, pervasive and corporate-driven day of sentiment personified by hearts, chocolate, roses, and the colour red; it elicits one of the following responses:
1) Makes those in relationships feel bad about not doting more on their significant other and convinces them to pay for the privilege of their guilt, typically with an overpriced, showy display conveying their insincere repentance of their shortcomings;
2) For the unfortunate soul who is single, a stark threat of perpetual pariahhood and loneliness;
3) for a lucky few who happen to be so irresponsibly unattached on this day, it evinces a smugness for having a guilt-free conscience and posession of their money -- and happy about it.
Nuts to you Valentine's Day...and your flowery heart-shaped love.
Love, Malice
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lisseth:
good definition.
broken_reality:
I find valentine's day to be meaningless. Course it did inspire me to write the most erotic letter to my girl. Well erotic to me and her. She first gets the shit beaten out of her, then raped vicisouly until bleeding, then slowly strangled to death after being mutilated heehehehehe