I love comic books. I don't follow many of the (thousands of) new titles available now, but that's because I just don't bother to shop for comics anymore. I've been rereading my old "The Books of Magic" collection and I fucking love it. Most of the shit that went down in that comic flew right over my head, but something must've made a connection with...
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We once had a cat named Simon. He wore a grey tuxedo and was borderline schizophrenic. We lost him due to unfortunate circumstances ('lost' as in 'lost', not 'dead'). He's sorely missed, due to his unique personality. In fact, he's been gone for over a year now. Little fucker, I thought you were so cool... I painted a watercolor that featured Simon prominently, and I...
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doxie:
It can cost a lot... depends on the size of the puppers. And yeah - since I work at the vet she was spayed at my boss cut us a deal 
I was afraid of owls when I was a brat. Well, to be specific, I was afraid of an owl when I was a brat. You see, I was convinced that the same owl that hooted outside my bedroom window in Midwest City, Oklahoma was the same one that hooted outside my bedroom in McClellan AFB and, later, at Base Housing. It wasn't until my...
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rys:
I was genuinely stalked by a magpie when I was a child. I understand completely. I used to try and sneak around the house with the curtains down so he wouldn't be able to see where I was. But he'd always tap at my windon until I woke up, every moming. Should have changed bedrooms. 
Not quite an owl or magpie, but you know.
Not quite an owl or magpie, but you know.
kamikaze:
Feel guilty! so you should 
I have a perverse attraction to needles too. I love giving blood, watching them come closer with their strong shine and force as they peirce the skin before penetration and the escape of warm thick fluid. HMmmmmmmm.
so go, give blood, at least you get paid for it. Ours is done on a voluntary basis. Toy store is optional
be bad, twit twoo
I have a perverse attraction to needles too. I love giving blood, watching them come closer with their strong shine and force as they peirce the skin before penetration and the escape of warm thick fluid. HMmmmmmmm.
so go, give blood, at least you get paid for it. Ours is done on a voluntary basis. Toy store is optional
be bad, twit twooI chew my toenails a lot. I like them because, unlike my fingernails, they're sturdier and longer. Gross, huh? Well, it's going to get worse. I use these toenails to "floss" my teeth. I treat them like streamlined toothpicks, specifically set for my gum lines. I do it obsessively. One time, I think I had a toenail in my mouth all freaking day. I'm not...
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My dad got caught with porn. I'm not kidding. He and my mom have been married thrity-five years, so they have a different set of morale values from the younger generations. Also, they were raised in hard core Christian households. So, this porn discovery kind of sent my mom off into a wild frenzy (yeah, redundancy abounds). Me and my siblings are kind of shell...
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clio:
Poor dad! And poor mom! That's a shame a marriage of that long is no longer because of something trivial as porn. I hope she can forgive him.
As for Silent Hill, I've never played the game but the movie was pretty disappointing. Of course I'll be writing another tour diary, so there will be lots of stories when I return.
xxx
As for Silent Hill, I've never played the game but the movie was pretty disappointing. Of course I'll be writing another tour diary, so there will be lots of stories when I return.
xxx
It is hot. That makes me sad. Sad is bad. Bad is bad no matter how you look at it. Me tired. Me stop writing.
clio:
That's hilarious! You should've given him my number, haha. xxx
I get dizzy playing videogames nowadays. That's a sure sign of maturity if I ever heard of one. Of course, I mean 'maturity' in the 'getting old quick' sense, not the 'acting like an adult' sense. I sure as hell ain't no fucking adult. Still, maybe I should try playing Pac-Man or Zaxxon instead of these polygon-rich, vomit inducing games that'd bring an epileptic to...
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ember:
I don't think anything I could possibly muster up to do this summer would come anywhere close to your summer-to-do-list. Reading to old people? Nice.
Some video games out there could easily enduce seizures. Like when I played Sonic Adventure for Dreamcast several years ago. It's an older game but holy shit. Sadly I haven't played any of the newer Sonics that have been out since then. I'm afraid my eyeballs might explode. Oh, except for Sonic Heroes but that game kind of sucks IMO.
What games do you usually play?
I've been working on Quake IV for PC. The graphics are fantastic but I'm still partial to Quake III, which I guess is the only one of the Quakes that doesn't have a real storyline, but I like it the best. I miss playing it at LAN parties. I'm such a nerd.
Some video games out there could easily enduce seizures. Like when I played Sonic Adventure for Dreamcast several years ago. It's an older game but holy shit. Sadly I haven't played any of the newer Sonics that have been out since then. I'm afraid my eyeballs might explode. Oh, except for Sonic Heroes but that game kind of sucks IMO.
What games do you usually play?
I've been working on Quake IV for PC. The graphics are fantastic but I'm still partial to Quake III, which I guess is the only one of the Quakes that doesn't have a real storyline, but I like it the best. I miss playing it at LAN parties. I'm such a nerd.
The best thing about being sick is that you can fuck off an entire day and not feel the least amount of remorse for it. Here's how I fuck off a sick day: Do the dishes (by hand; we don't own a dish washer), do the cat box (by 'do' I mean, of course, 'clean' not 'fuck'), do the floors (I mean, if I were...
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doxie:
That's where the name "Fry" came from!
doxie:
Good! That's great - I'm glad to hear that!
I also fucking love sick days
I also fucking love sick days
I'm sick, and when that happens I get depressed. I feel bad, like a flat spare tire. Thanks for nothing, flaty! I called in sick and feel like shit for doing it. Isn't that stupid? That's what sick time is all about. Head feels like a block of cement? Call in sick. Throat filled with Brill-o pads? Call in sick. Coughing up shades of grey?...
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rys:
Sick? Depressed? You need a hug! Or a puppy. Sweet sweet tender puppy. Mmmm... puppy and chutney sandwich.... tasty....
We got a new record player. It's been too fucking long. We broke our last one by leaving the fucking turn table on. It rotated to its death, poor thing. What is funny about my obsession for records is that I'll play shit on it that I'd never listen to anywhere else. What's up with that? I have a terrible copy of "Houses of the...
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1) Must worship me like a goddess, or at least harbour some kind of non-repulsive feelings towards me
2) Must have time to see me
3) Must not be dating someone else
Bang.
I'm going hunting now.
A good way to get blood out of cotton is to soak it in salty water before puting it in the wash as normal.
I've never come across a band aid that didn't rip out the hairs. I'm not a big fan of plasters (band aid) anyway. they're for girls. Unless I'm doing something minging and need to keep the dirt out of the wound, I don't use them.
And no, blood isn't a good way to dye hair, it washes out too easily plus it's sticky and goes a rubbish orangy colour. It also smells pretty bad. Use some hair dye and get back to me. try the stuff hot topic sells
be god now
Is your head ok?