Hey, vacation, you're so fine! You're so fine you blow my mind! Vacation! Vacation!
nicklesanddimes3:
YAY for vacations!!!! 
Wake up despondent, if not fearful. Dream's residue still stuck on the inside of eyes. Blackness of night not showing signs of wear. Find it hard to believe the sun will ever bother. Go quickly into routines, ignoring the body's protests. Courage comes from familiarity. Still, avoid eye contact with the mirror. Walk in the dark but move like the things around you, rooted and...
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rys:
OMFG! We cna give up Lindt for lent. They don't make the bilbies I'm oddly obsessed with. Its fine. Here's a new semantic paradigm though. We're taking religion through poor sound. I give up Lindt, you are the restoration of my car!
maleficentmoi:
Rys is on acid. Stomach acid.
Pain is a funny thing. Well, not literally, of course. If that were the case, I'd have pissed myself this morning. I awoke for work and soon discovered that all the discomforts in my life recently, emotionally, physically, and mentally, were precursors to a helluva pain straight from my right kidney. I've had stones before, but none like this mother in several years. I almost...
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brooklyn:
Wow. That was one of the sweetest comments I've ever gotten! I'm really glad that you liked the Hunter set. She and I are really good friends and I think that helps...We have something up our sleeves that hopefully you'll get to see in the not so distant future. :o) Keep your eyes peeled! Thanks again for the comment. It was thoughtful of you to take the time to get in touch!
xoxo
B.
xoxo
B.
What they don't tell you, of course, is that you'll hate it at times. Marriage is a stupid thing when scrutinized. People in general value their private time and enjoy things that, duh, make them happy. So, why get married? Relationships are all about compromise and sharing and making time together valuable. Also, it's about loss, sacrifice, and neglect. Any relationship has its pain, no...
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I learned an odd thing from a big fuckin' book about big breasts published by Taschen: consumerism was born from the minds of advertisers in the thick of the Great Depression. The idea came from a belief that consumers, regardless of their exact personal finance, could be pushed into buying crap they didn't need if products were presented onto them as objects that led to...
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rys:
But the price of freedom is eternal vigilence. And I just want to close my eyes for a moment ... just a moment. 26 years of constant guarding is just too much.
My rubber duckie is from China. Explains why I can't understand a fucking thing he says. I'm thinking about getting a laminated Chinese dictionary since we mostly talk in the tub (don't worry, we're both straight!), but I failed in my first attempt. I called China (long-distance) and got a hold of some guy named Manny who said he was watering his lawn when I...
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suri:
hahahahaaa you have the best journal on SG!!!
your lumberjack joke had me giggling like a fool
your lumberjack joke had me giggling like a fool
There has been an amazing display of dead skunks on the roads lately. I'm not trying to kid you, kiddies! I drive all over Northern California and the skunk non-moving-zombies are filling up the streets. They're always smack dab in the middle, too... The, heh, analytical side of me, ha-ha, theorizes that it's mating season and the horny skunks prefer our man-made terrain to the...
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One of my new year's resolutions for this... new year, duh, was to control my self-fucking sessions. They're not bad, you know, like a horde of stinging hornets, but I feel so juvenille loving myself so good, you know? Two 'you knows' in one sentence. Bad! Anyway, I can represent to you in one word exactly how successful my self-control has been in regards to...
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rys:
Seriously. One 'swallowed' a diver last week. One arm, shoulders and head- he could feel the sharks teeth run across his torso and chest. But, always a resourceful lot, he used his remaining free hand to poke the shark in the eye- at which point shareky decided his vision was worth more than a quick meal. Released relatively unharmed, the fuckwit diver decided to go on TV requesting that water police carry rifles and shoot sharks. Yeah, taking pot shots at endangered species. That's gonna happen...
What a funny thing this website can be. I am on double-secret probation for leaving non-complimentary tags on some of these really boring sets they've posted over the past month. I guess putting "boring" or "ugly" when describing a naked Suicide is a no-no. How lame. These are naked chicks, for Christ's sake! Should I be denied the opportunity to point out that a super-skinny...
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suri:
ok you have a good point.
but i got so sad when someone called me a "fat cow"
i like to just not comment when a girl dose not strike my fancy.
on the other hand, its fun to be mean annonomusly
(sorry about the spelling, i tradded brains for boobies )
but i got so sad when someone called me a "fat cow"
i like to just not comment when a girl dose not strike my fancy.
on the other hand, its fun to be mean annonomusly
(sorry about the spelling, i tradded brains for boobies
)The year that was...
Okay, I could dwell on the year 2006 and get all pissed and wailing, but why bother? Water under the bridge... A whole helluva lot of water under the bridge. It's done, so move on. Three things remain constant to me as I go into the fresh new year: my family, my wife, and my devil. All are alive and well,...
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Okay, I could dwell on the year 2006 and get all pissed and wailing, but why bother? Water under the bridge... A whole helluva lot of water under the bridge. It's done, so move on. Three things remain constant to me as I go into the fresh new year: my family, my wife, and my devil. All are alive and well,...
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